Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!