Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.