Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.