What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !