Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.