What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Where have you been my whole life?

I said "SOBER"

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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How do you ruin someones peaceful thoughts?

Puppymonkeybaby

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.