Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Slavery Jokes More Slavery Jokes

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.