Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

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What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over