What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

a HIPAAcrite