Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Potholder Jokes More Potholder Jokes

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.