What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"