What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."