What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!