What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you