What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Tarantula Jokes More Tarantula Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !