What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !