How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.