How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.