What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Tarantula Jokes More Tarantula Jokes

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !