What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Put a brick under each hoof!

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !