What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."