What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.