What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.