What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

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What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.