Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other