Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!