What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.