What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!