What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.