What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !