How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.