Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D