What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

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What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."