What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

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