What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.