What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.