How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!