How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.