What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

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Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Homeless Jokes More Homeless Jokes

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.