What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

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Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Homeless Jokes More Homeless Jokes

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.