What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

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Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

Homeless Jokes More Homeless Jokes

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill