What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

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Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.