What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.