What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!