How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz