How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.