What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ?

Bless You !

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.