What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ?

Bless You !