What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!