Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...