What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!