With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
All the coats are on the bed!
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
Cause one had a dream, and he died.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
A Wookie mistake!
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
A virus does something.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
When it's a rock.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Close the door and go to .
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.
Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous
