What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

x-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!