How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.