What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin