How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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What do you call a black guy that goes into space?

An Afronaut

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the