How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the