How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

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Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.