What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.