Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
White flour!
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Bono-y-Bono
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Microsoft.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
