Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer?

Because they were using a Berner Phone.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary