Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.