What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

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How can you make a small fortune?

start with a big one

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.