What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What do you call an Irish J-Pop singer?

Rady O'Gaga

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture