How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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How can you make a small fortune?

start with a big one

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.