How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet