How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.