What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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What do you call him?

A sick Bern.

Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!