Why did the meteorologist bring a bar o...

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Meteorologist Jokes More Meteorologist Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.