What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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My ex-wife

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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The steering wheel.

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

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On a piece rate.

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What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel

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One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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PayPal

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal