What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.