What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.