Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool