Because there's not mushroom!
Shiitake mushrooms.
Because he's such a fungi.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
About six and a half books.
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
Taco Bell.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.