BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
Barack-oli