What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

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How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant?

A Shish-ke-Robert