What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

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What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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What is Ke$ha's favorite candy?

TicTac

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)