What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.